Michael's Journal  01/03/2004 - 13:34   
An armpit tuba is a tuba you put under your arm and blow and it makes three diferant farting noises.

To make an armpit tuba you go to home depot or any other hardware store and buy a clear vinyl tube. You buy a tube that's 7/16" and about two feet long. and that's it.

to use it, wait until someone bends over and then you put one end under your armpit (towrds the front) and blow into the other end.

USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!

     
     
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